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un motard raconte a ses copains motards :
<hier,j'ai fais la connaissance d'une superbe nana dans une boite de nuit.
les copains motards :
<aaah ! et alors ?
<on boit un coup , je commence a l'embrasser.
les copains motards :                                                                                                                                                                                                                      <aaaaah ! et alors ?                                                                                                                                                                                                      <je lui propose de la raccompagner chez elle , elle accepte , et on sort de la boite.                                                                                                 les copains motards :                                                                                                                                                                                                    <aaaaaaah ! et alors ?                                                                                                                                                                                                 <arriver sur le parking, elle me dit : 'deshabille-moi '                                                                                                                                                    les copains motards :                                                                                                                                                                                                     <aaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrgh ! et alors ?                                                                                                                                                                        <alors j'enleve sa culotte , je la souleve , je l'assoie sur la selle de ma nouvelle moto et...........                                                                                 les copains motards :                                                                                                                                                                                                   <t'as une nouvelle moto???!!! c'est quoi comme becane ???!!!!!                                                                                                                                    ELLE :                                                                                                                                                                                                                          une blonde raconte a ses copines blondes :                                                                                                                                                                <hier , j'ai fais la connaissance d'un superbe motard dans une boite de nuit.                                                                                                            les copines blondes :                                                                                                                                                                                                   <aaah , et alors ?                                                                                                                                                                                                         <on boit un coup , je commence a l'embrasser.                                                                                                                                                          les copines blondes :                                                                                                                                                                                                   <aaaaahh , et alors ?                                                                                                                                                                                                   <il me propose de me raccompagner chez moi , j'accepte , et on sort de la boite.                                                                                                      les copines blondes :                                                                                                                                                                                                   <aaaaaaaaaaah , et alors ?                                                                                                                                                                                         <arriver sur le parking , je lui dit :'deshabille-moi !'..                                                                                                                                                     les copines blondes :                                                                                                                                                                                                   aaaaaaaaaaaah ! et alors ?                                                                                                                                                                                         <alors , il m'enleve ma culotte et................                                                                                                                                                                   les copines blondes :                                                                                                                                                                                                  <t'as une culotte????!!!!!!